
Wall Street’s old playbook doesn’t work anymore — and frankly, it was never written for us. At The Big Skinny, we believe retail investors are smarter, faster, and stronger than ever before. Our manifesto lays out 7 truths we live and profit by. It’s the mindset we bring to every market move: punchy, data-driven, irreverent, and never afraid to zig when everyone else zags.









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